Monday, September 20, 2010

J.Ma On: Chick Magnets

One of the best ways to get a girl's attention is to simply get to know her, have a nice dinner with her, and hopefully be more than friends from there. However, say that you had the guts to ask the girl to a nice dinner at Olive Garden. You drive up to her house, ring her door bell, and she walks out, excited as you are. But, what vehicle are you going to use to drive her there? If she saw a 1987 run down Pontiac, I don't think she'll be very excited to go with you. She'll go with you, but not with much excitement.

So, this brings up the big question. What is a chick magnet car?

Clearly, there are sporadic personalities throughout this world, thus creating a like for many cars. But as I stated before in my first article, girls only like rich, luxurious sports cars. You aren't going to impress a lady with a Toyota Camry.

However, there are those "cheaper" types of luxurious cars. And I believe I have found the type of car that impresses the majority of Asian females.

The Lexus IS(insert you model here).

That's right, it doesn't matter what type of IS it is. It could be the 250, 350, or the F. To most girls, they all look the same. Clearly, the performance of each car is very different, but that's for the men to know.

For this explaination, we will be comparing the 250 AWD, 350 AWD, and the F.

Now, as the model name explains, the 250 AWD has a 2.5 liter engine, 350 AWD has a 3.5 liter engine, and the F has an incredible 5.0 liter engine. But, no lady will care about that.

So lets add up some crunchy numbers. 250 AWD reaches 204 hp @ 6,400 RPM. 350 AWD reaches 306 hp @ 6,400 RPM. And the little F boy reaches 416 hp @ 6,600 RPM. Again, boys will find this intersting, and girls wont.

Finally, the price. The 250 AWD will cost you $35,775. That is alot, but it doesn't compare to a BMW or a Mercedes. THe 350 AWD will cost you $41,030. The extra money is just for the conversion of the engine really. And finally, we have the F series, which will cost you a whopping $59,010. If you were to tell a girl about these prices, she'd find absolutely no difference in design, comfort, and size. What she doesn't know, is that the evolution of the sport car from 250 to F. That is something she will never know.... since all have leather seats.

That's great. All these numbers are very nice. So what does this have to do with your thesis? Nothing much, just to prove that girls aren't very deeps on cars. But here's the thing. Girls find Lexus IS's to be "cute". To be honest, they are cute little rich cars, espicially if you get them in Lexus's Pearl White. So will a Mercedes do the same? No, because it isn't cute. Will a BMW M3 do the same? No, because it isn't cute. Will a Corvette do the same? Yes, except the "cute" will become a "cool". Why? Because girls know what a Corvette is, but don't know what an AMG Mercedes Benz is. But what are girls more attracted to? Hardcore performance muscle cars, or luxury-filled cutesy Lexus?

Well, if she's Asian, get the Lexus.

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